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prettyflyforahentai:

beastmodeblak:

dominant-dominion:

Tie HIM down and blindfold HIM.

Jerk him off with lube and watch him squirm and beg for your pussy.

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waywardcryptid:

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antygabo14:

I’m just going to imagine that all their interactions are like this

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vickorano:

thisiswhymomworries:

3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

tier 7 (redditor): cylinder

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princessxdarlin:

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dwgif:

David Tennant as Tenth Doctor & Catherine Tate as Donna Noble 💥
— Doctor Who (2005-) | Season 4 

benoitblanc:

ten and donna being platonic soulmates [1/?]

what’s more, you can give me a lift. come on!

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quill-of-thoth:

hunter-rodrigez:

weaselle:

rainwasheseverythingaway:

only-tiktoks:

The blue effect is also how Tide works, so if you can’t find the bluing products shown in the video, you can try using Tide. Regardless of what you use though it works because the blue helps color correct for yellowing that whites easily pick up. (Save Dawn for non clothes things though) (also if you have sensitive skin and use Tide, be sure to set for an extra rinse)

Vinegar is also really good for getting pet smells, including accidents, out.

Adding in a little borax powder to the drum is good for a detergent booster, especially if you have hard water issues.

i learned so many things so quickly! and that, friends, is one of my very favorite feelings

tumblr’s aging user base yadi-yadi-ya…

Quick chemistry note: this all applies in countries where detergents don’t have phosphates! If you’re using a detergent that has phosphates you’ll want to double check all of this.

Except the blueing, which is color based and not chemically based.

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midnight–luna:

kinda wanna get railed but in a “i love you where have you been all my life i’m obsessed with you and you belong to me and only me kinda way” you know just the romantic things

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